Summarising all this, the conclusion is that a good pair of skis have the potential to work for you as long as you
are prepared to put the work into them.
RELEASE BINDINGS
These have come a long way since the bone snapping bear traps of the fifties and now we hardly think about them. Anyway,
they have become so sophisticated that you need to be a rocket scientist to understand the technicalities.
I must confess that I could always tell you the name of the ski I was on, but would be often hard pressed to tell
you the name of the binding that was doing such a wonderful job holding me on and letting me go with such precision. There are times,
however, when they may let you down - usually because they have not been adjusted properly.
There has been a standardised din setting for all makes of binding for many years now so that the numbers on the dials of
every make mean the same regardless of the make of binding. They can be adjusted to suit the weight and expertise of a skier - the higher
the number the heavier and/or better the skier - generally. They should be tightened so that within a reasonable margin they will
both hold the skier onto the skis and then let him go when necessary. The back binding releases to prevent him from breaking his leg, and
the front one releases to prevent him twisting his knee ligaments. For reasons I won’t bother with here, a safe back binding was quite easy
to perfect, while a safe front binding was more difficult. This is why there are far fewer broken legs than twisted knee ligaments today. I
say that generally bindings should be adjusted to suit the weight of a skier, but his standard and the speed he skis, and the terrain he is
skiing on can also be considered.
What I recommend here is that whoever adjusts the skis for you in the shop is aware of your weight and adjusts the
bindings accordingly. If they then pre-release and come off when you haven’t even made a mistake, check to see whether the back or front one
is responsible. If it was the back one it will have opened, and if it was the front one then the back will still be closed. You can usually
borrow a screwdriver from the man in the lift hut - don’t expect anyone else to do it for you unless you are very attractive and they
don’t mind being sued if you have have a bad accident as a result of a maladjusted binding. Tighten in half clicks until the binding
stops pre-releasing. The harder you ski the higher you will need the settings, but always crank up in small increments.
There will sometimes be occasions when the bindings do pre-release in such unusual circumstances that you will know that
there is not really a need to do anything about them. Such a thing happened to me about five years ago, when we were skiing in the sun down
good hard pack snow. I decided to hang left on to a path out of the sun, and hit it a bit too fast. It was classic ice, hard as rock and
bumpy like a ship’s bottom and I knew I was in trouble. There was a sharp left turn about fifty yards down but before I was anywhere near it
my right ski came off and this was the one I really needed for a left hand turn. I just about got the uphill one to start turning but I
couldn’t cope with the bumpy ice and hit the lip on the outside of the bend at about thirty miles an hour. Nothing was visible on the other
side except the far valley a mile away. At the moment of launch my left ski stopped dead on the upward lip and I flew out of it. I described
a perfectly executed parabola about twenty feet above the ground at its highest point with just my boots on, and landed on all fours twenty
yards from the bend in soft snow. The people coming up in the gondolas just a few feet away must have really enjoyed themselves.
BOOTS
There are a few things to mention about boots and you probably know about them already. They should be comfortable
and hold your heel firmly. If they don't hold your heel firmly you will have to move that much more before the ski does, and you will want
them to react instantaneously to your every command. Your toes should have a little movement so that the blood continues to
circulate. There is nothing more depressing than taking your boots off at the end of the day, not having felt any sensation in your toes
since lunch time, and finding that all your toes have turned black. It is sensible therefore to have your own boots as everybody’s feet are
different; even your own left foot is different from your own right foot. Foam filled customised boots are now the rage so splash out with a
load more greenbacks. Go for the most expensive you can afford and they could last a lifetime. I have had my faithful old Salomon SX95Es for
sixty three years now and there’s not a mark on them........
There is still a difference in the stiffness of the boot’s outer shell between recreational and competition models. Don’t
be afraid to go for the highest quality boot you are comfortable with; it will probably feel strange in the shop. Spend a lot of time
choosing and clumping around with both boots on. Remember you are going to have to do a lot of walking as well, and not just to the ski lift
and back from the bar. By the time you have finished this book you and the mountains will have become one. This means that you may have
dispensed with the lift system and will be climbing on foot with a large rucksack and a long beard.
POLES
More seriously, you can actually use any old rubbish when it comes to poles as long as they are the same length, roughly
the same light weight, and have some sort of basket. I have always considered trendy looking, expensive poles as a complete waste of money.
The way you are going to be skiing shortly means that you will be bending, breaking, and doubtless losing lots of poles. Most shops will
probably throw the poles in with whatever you are buying; you will then be able to spend that much more on your boots.
There is, however, one important thing to remember about poles. Get some that are slightly shorter than the
recommended length for your height. This will improve what is known as your anticipation, and will encourage you to get down lower at the
appropriate time. Get them about two inches shorter, and if the assistant in the shop looks at you in a strange fashion, say they are for
your little sister, who is two inches smaller than you.
There are several other factors to consider before setting out on the road to Damascus. You may be familiar with some of
them, and if you are aware of them all now, the heavy practical stuff will be that much easier to handle later on.
FITNESS
It doesn’t involve a great deal of effort for someone who has been skiing for ages to get off on blue runs for a week
doing sloppy turns and listening to their I-Pod. Please don’t think I have anything against sloppy turns; it’s just that if you are
going to become a better skier, you must be able to do some precision turns as well, and this does involve effort!
Fitness then is obligatory. You don’t have to be pumping ninety kilos on the pec deck and running seven minute miles with
a lump of lead strapped to each ankle, but it is a good idea to complete a regular and disciplined programme before you go off into the blue
white yonder or Scotland etc.
You should do something to increase your aerobic capacity, ie your puff, and some anaerobic work to improve your leg,
thigh, and stomach muscles. Running up and down hills, or just walking hard up and down them, is good for both puff and strength. If you
can’t always do this, a course at the gym on weights, combined with the aerobic machines, would be a good plan.
If you already have your own methods stick to them; there’s nothing worse than doing recommended exercise that you hate
when you have adequate alternatives of your own. Golf and speed chess, however, are not much use. It’s worth remembering that for all the
work you do getting fit, the first day or two at six thousand feet may make you feel that the effort has been wasted. Fear not. The effort
will be worth it; just think of how you will feel with all those little red blood cells coursing through your veins the first morning back
at the office.
I know I’m being a spoil sport now, but try not to drink too much alcohol while lunching on the mountain. It may do
wonders for your relaxed mental attitude, which I mention again, but it will very quickly nullify any physical fitness, and combined with
your new aggressive attitude to skiing may turn you into something very dangerous. Being breathalysed on a ski slope could also be quite
embarrassing. Of course there are exceptions; if the weather has turned foul there is nothing better than getting legless in a cosy mountain
restaurant with good company, a blizzard raging outside, and a ride down in the cable car just as the moon comes up.....
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