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January 2009 - Where the Hell Is Darren?
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Peter White (see below) had his own story to tell.
The transfer times from Geneva up to Méribel in those heady days before the
Albertville Olympics used to average seven hours on a Saturday. Once I
remember an eleven hour journey over a distance that should have taken two
and a half hours. It was chaos on a single carriageway - irate gendarmes
battling with frustrated drivers who would file off on to parallel mountain
roads in search of a short cut only to find themselves unable to rejoin the
main road because the traffic was stationary and refusing to let them back
in.
People would climb down from our vans to stretch their legs and take a
walk. At three miles an hour they could beat the traffic with ease. Well
you can guess what happened. Peter had picked up seven passengers at
Geneva, and rattling and banging his way towards the mountains had stopped
dead at Albertville. Darren, who was holidaying on his own and was not part
of the main group, asked if he could walk for a bit as he was feeling
queasy. What a good idea! They all got out, except for Peter, and
started weaving their way through the traffic.
Eventually the traffic began to move again and one by one the punters
climbed back in. Five hours later at one in the morning they arrived in
Méribel. No one had thought to check the numbers. No one noticed that Darren
wasn't there.
'I thought I was cooking for seven' says the chalet girl. 'Where the hell's
Darren?'
Everyone was so spaced out by the appalling journey they'd forgotten about
him. They all went to bed.
Just before lunch the next day Darren turned up at the chalet. No one knows
where he slept. I'm not sure if anyone bothered to ask him. I wonder if he
ever skied again.
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